While I have no clue what this should taste like… I am going to explain it how it taste to me.

As I drink this and listen to Of Monsters and Men, I imagine tea being grown in a public pool that nobody pees in. This tea was plucked from that area ,dried out, and processed as an oolong to be sold to consumers such as I to be drank. Many people will drink this and not taste what I taste, but I taste some sort of clean pool tea nectar.

Frickin’ weird experience… how does one rate this? I assume that any pool that has me continually drinking from its produce must be pretty dang amazing so, yeah…

p.s. I am not insane…

Cwyn

But. Are you high?

Liquid Proust

I was not and am still not high. Maybe I should write differently… it is just hard with all the voices in my head, you know?
^
I’m just kidding :p
Dang, I can’t take this serious. If Steepster had a way for me to upload my reviews via 10 second video clips you might understand more, my personality is quite potent.

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Cwyn

But. Are you high?

Liquid Proust

I was not and am still not high. Maybe I should write differently… it is just hard with all the voices in my head, you know?
^
I’m just kidding :p
Dang, I can’t take this serious. If Steepster had a way for me to upload my reviews via 10 second video clips you might understand more, my personality is quite potent.

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