I just received my special bonus blend of Justin Bieber tea and tried it for the first time! My middle school students were so surprised to see the effects of the tea, which were almost instantaneous. My clothes became trendier, my mood cheerier and my hair scruffier. Little pink bubbles filled the room and agents were banging on the classroom door to sign me to their label. I found that as I taught the students, they were hanging on every word. Several asked me for my autograph. One swooned. This tea may be in a small package, but it’s the whole package… thanks, Frank!
Happy April Fool’s Day. :)