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drank Earl Grey by Twinings
22 tasting notes

I edited this tea so that I could backlog it, specifically to warn. I don’t just like Earl Grey tea. Let me acquaint you with my impressions of Earl Grey tea. It was the first blend of tea that I had heard of and had exposure to, early in my life. To fully establish my geekness, lets say that I loved Star Trek the Next Generation. (fellow fans are already seeing where this is going.)

I would watch it non-stop when I was really little, instead of most cartoons. The great diplomat and my then-hero Jean Luc Picard drank this tea in times of severe emotional duress. It soon symbolized a refuge and an ultimate soother to any challenged hero.

I pleaded my parents to buy me some in the most heart-plucking manner. They did so. They bought me…Twinings. I hated it. Didn’t just hate it. Couldn’t stand it. And disillusionment spiraled in my poor head. THIS was what Jean Luc drank? How was the actor able to maintain composure for the camera not to mention to convey the general impression that his character liked such a horrible drink?!

Years later I understood when I tasted Adagio’s Earl Grey Bravo, that Picard wouldn’t wash his cup out with the watery slurry that Twinings tries to pass off as Earl Grey. He would gag at the horrible mildness. He would recoil in horror at the missing bergamot notes. He would shake his hands in fury at the now sullied name of Earl Grey and bitterly cry “KHAN!!”

I’ve geeked this post out beyond good judgment. I need to leave before people try and track this IP to my house.

Preparation
Boiling 5 min, 0 sec
tease

Haha, your geekitude is beautiful. I feel your rage, but will respectfully sip it every so often when in need of Earl Grey.

LENA

Hey man, I feel ya. I have to admit it was the, “Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.” that made me give Earl Grey a go. Nope, no geeks on this site.

kaypendragon

My husband’s default request for tea is Earl Grey for this very reason. You are not alone in your geeky-ness.

Dravistich

Gooble-gobble, gooble-gobble, ONE OF US! ONE OF US! WE ACCEPT YOU, WE ACCEPT YOU!

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tease

Haha, your geekitude is beautiful. I feel your rage, but will respectfully sip it every so often when in need of Earl Grey.

LENA

Hey man, I feel ya. I have to admit it was the, “Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.” that made me give Earl Grey a go. Nope, no geeks on this site.

kaypendragon

My husband’s default request for tea is Earl Grey for this very reason. You are not alone in your geeky-ness.

Dravistich

Gooble-gobble, gooble-gobble, ONE OF US! ONE OF US! WE ACCEPT YOU, WE ACCEPT YOU!

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I mean well, despite being a finicky tea snob. That said, I don’t usually traffic outside of Tazo, Adagio and the odd brand. I only drink tea when I can afford the best and I’m not too adventurous. I have an Oolong pallet, but, also, I have an opinion on everything. So sit down, boil the water and have a cup of tea with me.

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