Yarr! Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day, me mateys! I be drinkin’ this here tea because Captain Lariel suggested it as a likely pirate tea on this here auspicious day.
This tea smells very very strongly of exactly what I would think when I see “Butter Rum”. It tastes like it too. It’s been ‘curing’ in the giant box ofunopened teas since I got it and while neither Rum nor Butterscotch are my favourite flavours, I am enjoying this as well as foisting it off on many of my co-workers today.
I have been debating what pirate joke to put on the end here because I have quite a collection now. Pirate pickup lines perhaps? Or the old one about the steering wheel on the breeches? No. I’m going to go philosophical.
How do pirates know that they are pirates?
They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!
Flavors: Butter, Butterscotch, Rum
Descartes walks into a bar and orders a Cointreau. After he finishes the drink, the bartender asks if he’d like another. Descartes replies “I think not”, and disappears.