What's a pirate's favorite kind of tea?
You know what they say… once you go black you never go back. ;)
(Slightly out of context, but still entertaining!)
What did the cat say when I offered her some tea?
Why did the cup feel naked?
Because it didn’t have it’s Big Red Robe!
Hehe this is fun. I’ll post more later if I can think of any :P
What’s the best birthday bash for a tea drinker?
A slurp-rise party. :p
Hear about the new chain of tea shops opening in Peru—Matcha Picchu?
I just got a list of great jokes from a friend. Have to share!
What do you call a person who only drinks tea? A tea-totaller
What is it called when you remove the packaging around a tea bag? A strip teas(e)
What do you call the decent tea tucked in your bag? A necessitea
What do you call it when you’re running low on tea? Scarcitea
How did the shy tea drinker describe the sky on a cloudy day? Er, all grey?
What do you call a short jogger? Runtea
How do you describe a foggy day? Mistea
A list of tea drinker’s favorites:
Article of clothing: T(ea) shirt
National Park: Grand Tea-tons
Car: Model T(ea) Ford
Food: T(ea)-bone steak
Dinosaur: T(ea) Rex
Playground equipment: Tea-ter totter
Social engagement: parTea
Childhood sport: T(ea)-ball
Type of terrain: steep
Type of day: misTea