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Bio

Like a small dog, I am short, angry, loud, and demanding, and sometimes have difficulty opening doors, and have a tendency to mess up things that I really shouldn’t be doing at all, and perhaps need a keeper.

As I typed this out, I spilled honey and tea all over my keyboard and monitor. This is a remarkably relevant example of exactly how impossible it is for me to function like a normal human being.

Location

Indiana, USA