You told me once that you weren’t a assam. There were times I didn’t even think you were tea. But let me tell you this: you were the best blend, the most English… English Breakfast that I’ve ever tasted, and no one will ever convince me that you were bitter. So there. I was so thirsty, and I owe you so much. But, please, there’s just one more thing, one more thing, one more miracle, Sherlock, for me. Don’t be… dull. Would you do that – just for me?
Inspired by BBC’s Sherlock, which I am in no way affiliated with. This is created purely for my own enjoyment.