So I decided to test the theory that Read My Lips Tea is more reliable than sex, based on two categories: pleasure and satisfaction. According to my yet to be peer reviewed results, my highly scientific results would suggest that sex clearly triumphs in both categories! I’ll stick to “kiss me kiss me” not “drink me drink me.”
Read My Lips
Kiss me, kiss me
Okay, this is probably the world’s best chocolate tea. Honestly. Better than dessert. More reliable than sex. It’s a totally decadent combination of China black tea, vanilla, peppermint, chocolate bits and spicy red peppercorns. Plus it contains little red candy lips for a kiss of sweetness. In other words, it’s a completely satisfying spring experience with no guilt or strings attached.
Ingredients: Chinese black tea, peppermint, dark chocolate, red lip sprinkles, pink peppercorns, natural and artificial flavouring*.
Allergens: Soy and dairy