HELLO YOU SWEET ENCHANTMENT-SPUN CONFECTION.
This ridiculously tasty sweet tea was made by sugar-dusted, giggling elves. Their shoes are always upturned. Their smiles are permanent upon their faces. It’s kind of creepy, actually.
Their glistening chocolate mansion is ensconced in a forest that’s magical in the worst possible way. There are centaurs out there with flaming bow-and-arrow sets. And Voldemort eating unicorns.
Your best bet is to stay in the moonlit tea-mixing factory, listening to Aqua CDs on repeat.
What I’m trying to say is, this is tasty.
Flavors: Chocolate, Cream, Dark Chocolate, Maple, Marshmallow, Molasses, Sweet, White Chocolate