Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragonfruit
1/2 Dragon, 1/2 Tangy, 100% High Energy and Not So Good at Math
This tea gives you the energy to fell huge bureaucracies. Its got a light, smooth tangy tartness that will delight your tongue and pucker your lips like the French. But there’s a deep mystery to this tea too, like a Sage on a mountaintop who stopped making sense years ago. The high-energy Siberian Ginseng will make your eyes pop open, mesmerizing the opposite sex and scaring strangers. Get ready to kick butt, so hurry and find a butt to kick.