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By the power of Sampson, give me strength, Thomas!

…Erm, I mean, my order from A&D DAMN FINE TEA came in this week. Everyone and their mother has been ranting about these fine folks, and I’ve been hesitant to say a word all week because I’ve just been too busy sipping the tea. As I’ve been testing the others, I’m building up to best for last: Thomas Sampson versus Jackee Muntz!

First: Yummy whiff. Basic at first, and then I realized how many light, fluffy, and airy – almost salty (?) – scents I was picking up from the leaves alone, which does carry over into taste, I think. Accidentally may’ve over-brewed poor Thommy as I was cleaning out another mug, trapped in conversation with a friend, and my Teavana iPhone timer was started a wee bit late.

That being said, despite bitterness, Thomas has got a strong, rich, smooth body that I would quite happily relinquish my own to! In my mind, he’s a burly bloke who enjoys a cuppa every couple of hours. Something like a Monty Python lumberjack, but a tad more serious, because he knows how to bake proper biscuits to go with the tea. He comes home smelling like freshly baked bread, and knows how to satisfy a woman. Gentle softy on the inside; and what woman doesn’t fall for that every now and then?

More tasting thoughts to come, but first: who wants to start trading?

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Marie

Man oh man! I’m gonna have to take a cold shower after reading your post! Made my Sunday! ;)

JacquelineM

I am laughing (and jealous!!!)!! My Thomas has sure been getting around!!!

tease

Bwahaha, you both are fabulous, thanks! l’ll send Thomas your way next, Amy; you can have him Monday, Jacqueline? ;)

silvermage2000

I was wondering would you be interesting in trading or something for abit of either and or thomas sampson or jackee muntz?

tease

Absolutely, but I’m afraid I wouldn’t be able to ship ‘til April 5th as I’m in NYC ‘til then! PM me and we can discuss details, I s’pose?

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Marie

Man oh man! I’m gonna have to take a cold shower after reading your post! Made my Sunday! ;)

JacquelineM

I am laughing (and jealous!!!)!! My Thomas has sure been getting around!!!

tease

Bwahaha, you both are fabulous, thanks! l’ll send Thomas your way next, Amy; you can have him Monday, Jacqueline? ;)

silvermage2000

I was wondering would you be interesting in trading or something for abit of either and or thomas sampson or jackee muntz?

tease

Absolutely, but I’m afraid I wouldn’t be able to ship ‘til April 5th as I’m in NYC ‘til then! PM me and we can discuss details, I s’pose?

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