73

Holy puckered fishface Batman!

This should come with a warning to not drink after dental work. This thing is wicked tart. I am, on occasion, very partial to sour candy. This, on occasion, could be a replacement for a good warhead or lemondrop. I’m also curious about getting a handful of these and making some iced tea out of it with 37 cups of sugar. It would be a very refreshing lime-aid tisane (which they spell teasan?), I’m pretty sure.

It also has a strangely dry, peppery smell to it. This must be the eponymous ‘desert’.

Proceed with caution, my unpuckered friends.

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Missy

No my dear the answer is always 42.

Azzrian

LOL this cracked me up!

Kittenna

Hahaha, I laughed too :) At both the post and Missy’s comment.

Indigobloom

LOL so many things made me chuckle in this review…

DaisyChubb

haha I need to not be reading this at work : “This must be the eponymous ‘desert’.” made me lol

ashmanra

Sounds like a great base for a Pangalactic Gargle Blaster.

Dylan Oxford

I aim to please!

@ashmanra that sounds improbable… ;)

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Missy

No my dear the answer is always 42.

Azzrian

LOL this cracked me up!

Kittenna

Hahaha, I laughed too :) At both the post and Missy’s comment.

Indigobloom

LOL so many things made me chuckle in this review…

DaisyChubb

haha I need to not be reading this at work : “This must be the eponymous ‘desert’.” made me lol

ashmanra

Sounds like a great base for a Pangalactic Gargle Blaster.

Dylan Oxford

I aim to please!

@ashmanra that sounds improbable… ;)

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My fiancé and I are beginning to enjoy tea infusion, and it’s slowly becoming an interesting hobby that the two of us can share. Maybe not slowly… it’s somewhat amazing how much tea you can buy when everything looks shiny and new.

Tea Rating system:

90 – 100: This is a tea I will always have on hand at work, and at home. I will leave it on altars as offerings of perfection.

80 – 89: This, or one of it’s close cousins, will likely be in my cabinet at home. When this tea runs out, I will buy more. I’ll always wonder if there is something better, but be too afraid to look to stray from home to find it.

70 – 79: Definitely good, but not a clear winner. I enjoy it, I’ll finish it, but I probably won’t buy it again until I’ve exhausted all other versions of this product from any reputable retailer. Though, it may enjoy a resurrection for custom blending.

60 – 69: This tea is okay, but definitely not something I’m going to brew again. I’m going to give what I have left away.

30 – 59: I didn’t finish drinking this tea. I actually poured it out, and went for something else. I’ll still give this tea away, but I’ll do it with a warning and a plead for forgiveness.

0 – 29: This tea is riding securely towards an iceberg at the helm of the failboat. I’ve taken this out of my tea tin, and laid it on a napkin as potpurri. I do not consider it fit for human consumption.

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