Dearest Dragonfruit Devotion,
I am sooo tired and feeling uninspired to push through the last stretch of writing this infernal presentation. Can you possibly come to my aid? Might you be able to cheer me up with your rosey pink color and rich fruity taste? I could really use a morale boost right now and I think you are up to the task.
P.S. Are you available to help me with my taxes this weekend also?