This is what I consider to be one of the strangest steepable things in my cupboard, behind the insect tea-poop tea from Liquid Proust (which I haven’t worked up the nerve yet to try). Crab legs are parasitic plants that grow on puerh trees and seem to either grow only in the Jingmai region or are collected only from there, based on some cursory internetting. They really are shaped like segmented crab legs. Little paddles.

I received this from White Antlers and sent most of it out and about into the world, reserving only 5 grams for myself. That 5 grams ended up in my liter teapot tonight, steeped with boiling water and left to brew while I did stuff around the house, maybe 30 minutes.

It brewed a sparkling clear yellow golden color with an orange tint and smells of clean high-mountain air. The taste is mild and pristine! Mineral tingles, very slightly sweet and tart with an almost nutmilky finish and a lingering light sweetness in the back of the mouth. It also produces an herbal cooling sensation in the mouth and I can feel my chest opening. It is incredibly refreshing now that I’m drinking it lukewarm. My housemate chugged two mugs in a row and the biggest smile spread across her face. She loves it!

This is what I imagine as the antithesis to insect tea-poop tea. So clean and pristine. It’s fascinating, really.

Preparation
Boiling 8 min or more 5 g 34 OZ / 1000 ML
Martin Bednář

I just thought about brewing this one several times, but I wondered if it contains any caffeine (seems it does). So I decided always I need something caffeine-free in the evening when I thought, or something caffeine-strong in the mornings.
Glad it is tasty and I think I will try French press that to my family instead drinking it alone.

mrmopar

Yep, only in JingMai does this plant grow. I have read about it and probably need to try some one day.

White Antlers

derk thank you for sharing the box of Swedish Death Purge Tea. I no longer have many people in my life due to death, estrangement and distance, but now I can feel like, on some level, people are having a cup of tea with me. : )

Leafhopper

This looks really unique and interesting! And I understand your reluctance to try insect-poop tea.

Togo

I served the Chong Shi Cha at one of our tea parties telling the guests to guess what it is, lol :D
The theme was that of “unusual” teas, so they should have been prepared for weird stuff. We didn’t have any crab legs though!

Madeline

So cool!! Is insect poop tea made out of actual insect poop? I did a quick google, but I am in disbelief. Glad someone else can be the guinea pig on that one!

Leafhopper

Togo, I’d love to hear how your guests reacted when they found that out! I’m also interested to know how much insect poop is actually in this tea.

derk

It’s pure poo produced by worms that ingest herbs and tea leaves. Chawangshop has a particularly good description: https://www.chawangshop.com/1980s-guangxi-chong-shi-cha-10g.html

I, too, am curious of the poop tea reactions.

Martin, according to the paper I linked, the caffeine content of crab legs is “quite low.” I didn’t notice any caffeine effects and I’m sensitive.

mrmopar, I see Dragon Tea House sells an amount as low as 50g.

White Antlers, your pleasure is my pleasure and many others’.

Martin Bednář

derk: yep, I have noticed it contains caffeine, but indeed very low amount, especially compared to green tea they have tested as well. So, let’s call it caffeine-free blend then :D

Leafhopper

Derk, that description from Chawangshop is … interesting. For something that’s supposed to settle your stomach, I think it would do the opposite! :D

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Martin Bednář

I just thought about brewing this one several times, but I wondered if it contains any caffeine (seems it does). So I decided always I need something caffeine-free in the evening when I thought, or something caffeine-strong in the mornings.
Glad it is tasty and I think I will try French press that to my family instead drinking it alone.

mrmopar

Yep, only in JingMai does this plant grow. I have read about it and probably need to try some one day.

White Antlers

derk thank you for sharing the box of Swedish Death Purge Tea. I no longer have many people in my life due to death, estrangement and distance, but now I can feel like, on some level, people are having a cup of tea with me. : )

Leafhopper

This looks really unique and interesting! And I understand your reluctance to try insect-poop tea.

Togo

I served the Chong Shi Cha at one of our tea parties telling the guests to guess what it is, lol :D
The theme was that of “unusual” teas, so they should have been prepared for weird stuff. We didn’t have any crab legs though!

Madeline

So cool!! Is insect poop tea made out of actual insect poop? I did a quick google, but I am in disbelief. Glad someone else can be the guinea pig on that one!

Leafhopper

Togo, I’d love to hear how your guests reacted when they found that out! I’m also interested to know how much insect poop is actually in this tea.

derk

It’s pure poo produced by worms that ingest herbs and tea leaves. Chawangshop has a particularly good description: https://www.chawangshop.com/1980s-guangxi-chong-shi-cha-10g.html

I, too, am curious of the poop tea reactions.

Martin, according to the paper I linked, the caffeine content of crab legs is “quite low.” I didn’t notice any caffeine effects and I’m sensitive.

mrmopar, I see Dragon Tea House sells an amount as low as 50g.

White Antlers, your pleasure is my pleasure and many others’.

Martin Bednář

derk: yep, I have noticed it contains caffeine, but indeed very low amount, especially compared to green tea they have tested as well. So, let’s call it caffeine-free blend then :D

Leafhopper

Derk, that description from Chawangshop is … interesting. For something that’s supposed to settle your stomach, I think it would do the opposite! :D

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I most enjoy loose-leaf, unflavored teas and tisanes. Teabags have their place. Some of my favorite teas have a profound effect on mind and body rather than having a specific flavor profile. Terpene fiend.

Favorite teas generally come from China (all provinces), Taiwan, India (Nilgiri and Manipur). Frequently enjoyed though less sipped are teas from Georgia, Japan, Nepal and Darjeeling. While I’m not actively on the hunt, a goal of mine is to try tea from every country that makes it available to the North American market. This is to gain a vague understanding of how Camellia sinensis performs in different climates. I realize that borders are arbitrary and some countries are huge with many climates and tea-growing regions.

I’m convinced European countries make the best herbal teas.

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100-90: A tea I can lose myself into. Something about it makes me slow down and appreciate not only the tea but all of life or a moment in time. If it’s a bagged or herbal tea, it’s of standout quality in comparison to similar items.

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69-60: Not necessarily a bad tea but one that I won’t buy again. Would have a cup if offered.

59-1: Lacking several elements, strangely clunky, possess off flavors/aroma/texture or something about it makes me not want to finish.

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