You are stranded on a desert island...
Just posting this because I forgot to check the email me thing at the bottom :D
I always spot spelling misteaks straight after I have posted, so I am a regular user of the Edit button
Hmmmmm, we get all the sugar and milk we want (and whatever else we put in our tea). Well, I would go with PG Tips Gold. Brewed even remotely correct, that stuff is great without any extra ingredients.
So I wouldn’t use the sugar, milk, or lemon or anything else in my tea, but I would tell the insane millionaire that I use an absolutely incredible amount of those things. I’d drink an excessive amount of tea to gain enough energy to never go to sleep, and I would use that extra time to sell all the sugar, milk, and lemon. After months of the nutcase millionaire spending all his money on tea ingredient extras, I would effectively absorb all of this mental millionaire’s money, so I’d go home. Then I could retire and buy a new recliner.