9 Tasting Notes
MMKAY. CELEBRATION. CELEBRACION. CELEBRASHUN.
THIS IS TOO APPROPRIATE. BECAUSE. YES I AM YELLING PS BECAUSE THIS I JUST TOO EXCITING. SO SHUSH.
IT IS MY FELLOW TEA BAGGER @VICKIGUILLEM’S WOMB EMANCIPATION DAY. YEAH. ITS SPECIAL.
SHE IS THE MOST WONDERFUL ARTIST I KNOW. I AM BLESSED TO KNOW HER AND BE IN HER PRESENCE. EVERYTHING SHE SAYS IS GOLDEN. SOMETIMES I WONDER HOW SHE TALKS TOO ME BECAUSE SHE IS JUST ON SUCH A DIFFERENT COOL LEVEL.
I DRINK TO YOU VICKI GUILLEM. AND YOUR 16TH YEAR OF GLORIOUS LIFE. ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT.
A little unsatisfactory. I was just walking around browsing westwood, and then I decided I was craving some tea – as per usual. I usually go to Coffee Bean, but I decided why not go to the good old Starbuckaroo. I’m a sucker for anything Vanilla, love vanilla tea, so when I saw that they made a “vanilla Rooibos” latte, I decided to be a little fiesty and order it. I don’t know if it was because I didn’t hear my name being called the first 5 times and the latte was a bit cold, but it was a bit unsatisfactory. I didn’t like the fruity undertones that much….meh. Perhaps I should try it without the latte part, just hot water and a good ol TEA BAG
oh yes. this tea makes me quite reminiscent of the olden times. my first love……oh he was quite the shining star. we met one night in my hay field…he was the farm boy from over yonder the river, and had accidentally wandered in my land. i was instantly caught offguard by his boyish charm and the piece of hay he put darlingly between his two front teeth. from then on we were born and raised in a summer haze, bound by the suprise of our glory days. but then one day…i came into my barn to find…alas, my first love, overcome by the realms of satan and bestiality, need i say anymore …..busy, with my favorite warthog Barney. i still keep the goodtimes in my heart though, and this tea does help me reconnect with those memories.
OH EM GEE. this TOTES worked for me and my man candy Lorenzo!!! we were just enjoying eachothers wonderful company, me basking in his perfectly tanned complexion and raging arm muscles, and i decided to try this out to perchance endeavor to seduce him. well 2 cups of tea and 2 hours later, we were entwined in the realms of sweet love and reckless lust. it was the steamiest passion i have ever experienced. recommended to all couples who need that little pick me up. go for it, GO CRAZY SLUTS!
This is one of my personal favorite teas. I’ve been drinking it since I was a wee little lass. Just like a british lil bitch, I use milk and 2 sugars. But actually usally more because I need it to be super sugary. And I put it in my Adele mug like a BOSS. It’s always brewing at my house. Add a scone or a pastry and YOU GOT SOME BUSINESS!!