Rivertea Is Offering 5 Giveaways in a Funny Contest

For the last 100g of my favourite tea I’d cook the owner of the tea a delicious meal, including some tea infused ice cream for dessert. After a few wines with dinner I may start to show my desperation, put my dignity aside, dress up in a kangaroo suit and dance for the tea.

I’m in Perth Australia.

Also a huge thank you for offering this world wide :D

Be tickled for 24 hours non stop, stop using Facebook, wear a coat made entirely out of pinching crayfish, give up the rest of my tea cupboard for a year, do all of my husbands chores around the house for a year, give up playing video games, send 2g to Dr. Sheldon Cooper to extract some viable DNA for cloning more of the precious leaf, perform a one woman musical with the best Tom Waits, find the smallest yixing pot and cup and break out one leaf at a time to make the experience last as long as possible, dress up in a kangaroo suit and dance for the tea… :)

What else would you do for the last remaining 100g of your favourite tea?

Oh jeez, what would I do for the last remaining 100g of my favourite tea? Well, I’d…

- Eat a whole pound of mushrooms (I’m allergic)
- Thoroughly clean the men’s locker at every NFL stadium here in Canada
- Walk into a sold out theatre for a blockbuster movie and loudly shout the twist ending
- Get an incorrectly spelled tattoo somewhere very visible (something like “No Ragrets”)
- Admit to my roommate that it’s my turn to wash the dishes

Thank you all for your terrific answers; it was hard to choose the winners! After emptying a few teacups, we’ve decided: the 5 giveaways go to KittyLovesTea, Amanda, alice, K S, and Roswell. Congratulations!

Next step: where should we send you the tea? Please send us a private message with your address and your favourite tea.