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For the greater glory of the God of Night Sweats!

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PRAISE THE GOD OF NIGHT SWEATS!

I HAVE BEEN BLESSED AND WILL HAVE PROLONGED BEAR SOAKS AND ENJOY ITS RESISTANT TO IMPACT FLAVOR once I get this tea!

Thanks jerry tea!

(seriously, I ordered the bear soaks god of night sweats cake)

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I"VE BEEN BLESSSED

edit, I will also be night sweatless. JOIN ME

We shall have slightly thickened soup.

Oh, to be in the presence of the great Awkward Soul. She who has been blessed by Jerry, the magnificent prophet of the omnipotent and generous God of Night Sweats.

May your nights be dry and sweatless, disciple of Jerry.

#teacult

Ubacat said

LOL Is this tea for night sweats? I could use it , if it is.

Cwyn said

Uh same here…

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May all your puer be resistant to impact!

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http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/50pcs-Yunnan-puer-tea-Ripe-tea-Top-2003-collection-of-tea-Small-TuoCha-mini-square-brick/1041666_1505635160.html
This tea listing mentions tomb sweepings and mining for tea.

It is safe to say tombs are being mined for tea to please the God of Night Sweats.

Soooo I get the tomb sweeping being a translation of Ching Ming, but I have no idea what that has to do with mining…where on earth is your tomb? Are you freaking Durin? Maybe the Balrog would like those pretty little Tuos :P

But yeah, I totally gave in and bought the God of Night Sweats tea, it looks delicious.

Ubacat said

Oh Jerry, God of Night Sweats, please give me some relief!

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Andy Hayes said
snort *

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I am so excited to try mine, but it is far away in PA with my mom for when I visit her. It is going to be a God of Night Sweats party!

I very much enjoyed that review. :)

Kaylee said

Thanks for writing that review. I needed the laughs!

Lovely review. Inspired me to buy and try :)

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Jerry strikes again…

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/45-PCS-bag-Lotus-leaf-tea-roses-High-grade-health-tea-To-raise-colour-tea-A/1041666_2020572075.html

This “woman hairdressing tea” is just what I need to to raise my “colour outique”.

After all, it states “Jerry is highly recommended”.

Jerry, you have found yourself another sale!

Every time a pack of, very convenient!

I also like that it says “please feel free to drink!”

tperez said

Forget the tea, I want to buy the Jerry!

I wonder if he knows he is so popular?

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I have wishlisted so many of Jerry’s things, they look so fun!

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Cwyn said

I still laugh at that Overlord Drunk cake I ordered. http://www.ebay.com/itm/331199705042?_trksid=p2059210.m2749.l2649&var=540392814379&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

I used to play a Japanese MMO that had guilds, and a lot of folks picked English names either for their guild or their avatar. The names very often just were just “off,” no other way to say it. For example, one guild was called Love Song. I mean, I could envision a name like “Free Love” or “Lovers Unite,” but Love Song? The worst of it was, for all the English names people picked, if you tried to chat in English, people would tell you to leave. But the upside was I learned how to type kanji.

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