Liquid Proust Teas

Why I didn’t multiple cake this 7542 replica when I saw it in years past on other vendors websites, or most recently on Liquid Proust’s…

Oh well. At least I know what well aged, humidish-stored puerh tastes and feels like. This brews rich and does great with less leaf and moderate steeps in a 200mL duanni pot. Taste and energy are strong enough that only 2-3 pours leaves me satisfied. This current pot is on day 3!

Sipdown

Aroma: Burnt sugar, powder sugar, & funnel cake (a little overcooked)

Color: Medium orange

That’s all I wrote about the session, as I was working through some system issues at work on Friday, and hadn’t been able to properly session the tea.

Last tea from LP. This is even worse than the YQH, and a very disappointing offer from CYH, who I was beginning to think were the masters of factory puerh haha. This one is just bland, but not pleasant like YQH. Only note is a mild astringency.

From what I can gather, “Zhengshan” means simply that the tea comes from actual Yiwu town instead of the surrounding area.

Thank you, LP, for enabling me to try this truly stunning, famous cake at a great price ($1.5/g)! This is one of the best shengs I’ve had. Simultaneously powerful and calm. Sweet from the get-go with no off notes.

The mouthfeel is wild on this one: thick as honey, and sticky too. I would love a cake of this, but alas, none are available online. TWL has a 2005 version for sale for $1/g, and I’m sure it is comparable, but it is out of my price range.

I believe this is the first puerh I’ve had from Mansa. I definitely enjoy it! It is not worth the $2.5/g price tag, though. The flavor is a bit too muted for that. It is certainly calming and very easy drinking with no bitterness, astringency. Mild sweetness and decent longevity > 10 steeps.

Sip Down & Backlog

Reviewed on 02/01/2025

Aroma: A bit earthy, sweet, chocolate, & vanilla.
Texture: Soupy, creamy, & thick mouthfeel.
Color: Dark red – not as dark as other shou.
Tasting Notes: Vanilla & earthy.
Added Notes: Nothing too complex. More expensive than most shou cakes I’ve had in the past, yet somehow less unique than even the cheaper ones. It was overall pretty average.

Last tea sample from LP order. Unlike the young LBZ from NS, this one is actually quite nice! Has an interesting sweet note that is similar to brown sugar or caramel.

Mild astringent note in some of the mid-early infusions, but fades quickly. Not as much cha qi as some other reviewers have noted, but that’s fine with me :). Glad to try this one and see that XZH has some good teas that I can get behind.

2025 sipdown no. 5

ashmanra generously sent me her last cup of this. I’ve been waiting for the right time to steep this up and there never seems to be a fully right time, but this past Sunday I submitted an application I’d been working on for weeks and although my to-do list still had plenty, Monday seemed like the perfect day for all that.

I followed her instructions carefully: rinsed with boiling water (~8-10 seconds), let the leaves steam in my mug with a wee lid for 2 minutes, then steeped with boiling water for 1 minute.

1st steep, 1 minute: The taste is very clean, wet, sandy soil. As the tea cools, there is the most subtle whisper of sweetness from mid-end of the sip.
2nd steep, 1 minute: Very similar to the first steep, just as delightful.
3rd steep, 1 minute: I stepped this up before dinner and by the time I got to it, it was cold. Nevertheless, very tasty and soil-like.
4th steep, 1 minute: Taste is starting to thin out, the next steep I’ll increase the time. Still very soil-like. The taste is remarkably similar to the first steep, with only the depth changing.
5th steep, 1 minute 30 seconds: Sweetly soil.
6th steep, 14 minutes: The tea was light in colour and thin the previous two steeps, so I let this steep until I became impatient. The soil is still quite pronounced. This has been a lovely tea!

Thanks ashmanra :)

Another one from my LP order. This is just okay. I’m not getting much from this tea tbh, but I will reevaluate after a rest at some point. I expected more from this famed brand!

Ummmm idk how this is so good and I can’t describe it very well anyways but it’s just a phenemonal tea. I’ve tried it twice now after a rest, and I have to say it’s the best puerh I’ve had! Wanted to try this famous cake and now I understand it’s renown. The wrapper is so beautifully designed too! And to show how much I like it, I ran this one for 25 infusions, so 4 g in 60 mL is plenty hahaha.

This is certainly worth $1.5/g, but I can’t begin to think about sparing the $600 for a full cake haha. I’m just glad that LP gave me the opportunity to try a sample :).

Fresh order from LP! This one was made/selected purely for the vibes. Almost no discernible taste to it. I am finding that a sizable portion of LP’s offerings are curated in this manner.

The liquor is a very clear pinkish orange. Mouthfeel is fairly thick, but not particularly unique. A touch of pleasant bitterness at the forefront that fades to hui gan. This is where the tea shines – the aftertaste is long and complex with tingling sensations on the tongue and roof of the mouth extending back to the soft palate. If that is what you are looking for from your puerh, then this tea is a nice semi-aged option. However, I prefer a better mix of flavor and mouthfeel. Sadly, I will not be caking this one, but I am glad to have the opportunity to try it!

Backlog/Sipdown

There was more age to this tea than I had expected. While it was aged 10 years, there was more camphor & dankness (I need a better way of describing teas rather than using the term “dank,” because there are levels of dank. There’s “basement dank,” “earthy dank,” “mildew dank,” etc. I think the term dank, in this case, was noted regarding the age. Maybe it was wet stored, I’m not sure; if so, that might be the dank note that I meant) than expected. The only notes I made regarding the tea was, “Head high. Very nice liftoff during the session. Unfortunately short-lived at 6 infusions with each session. I wanted to sip more, but the power of the flavor lasted up to 6 steeps.”

Made my way through whatever quantity I ordered without gaining a solid impression.

Round flavor that’s low-toned, kind of fruity and funky. Roasty without roast. White/green tea astringency can pop out unexpectedly and ruin a pour with a mouthfeel that doesn’t match the taste. Temperamental with brewing methods and temperatures, unlike most other GABA teas I’ve tried, including other whites, oolong, greens and blacks. Gongfu brewing creates a murky, opaque cup that does not please any of the senses.

Not a fan. Much better GABA teas out there.

When I first tried this tea, the smell reminded me of roasting marshmallows over an open fire. The char is like cedar wood with a slightly menthol tingle to it. Because of the smell and the 60 hours of roasting, you might think you’d be overwhelmed by the roast. I fully expected those bitter, acidic, and harsh flavors you get from charcoalified tea leaves, but it is everything but that. The taste is so smooth, you don’t beleive it. It is soft, mellow, and relaxing. You can pick out the nuttiness of the roast and separate it from the vanilla and toffee sweetness of the tea. Every time I drink this, I want more of that flavor, but that’s not how this tea works. No matter how much you drink, it will not give you that punch of flavor. Instead, you need to put down the cup and let your tongue dry out. The smoothness lingers for a moment and then wanes to an intense tingling. Its almost like a slight electric current running through your tongue. The roasted nuttiness and tangy flavor is there when you inhale and the echos of the tea’s sweet vanilla come out when you exhale. All those flavors stick to your tongue and are a constant reminder of the tea long after you’ve finished your cup.

This cake is made for experimentation. While I don’t recommend getting the YOT stored cake, I’m really glad LP decided to mess with it. I see beerandbeancurd reviewed this and said “I don’t crave it, but I do find it interesting” and I have to say that sums this up perfectly. The storage that was added to an already strong, wet, and bitter cake adds some more flavors to distract you. It feels like it warms and wakes you up when you drink it. I don’t want to drink this a lot and I never pushed this past a few steeps, but I’m glad I got it and it will spend many years being slowly picked apart.

The rye barrel adds a big spicy note to both the taste and flavor. It also makes the slight sweetness in the tea taste a bit more like cocoa to me. There’s still tons of the dank wet storage and the bitter and astringent flavor from the original cake, but its much more acceptable here. It feels less intense and you can try to focus on the flavors from the rye barrel instead.

6g – 100ml – 15+ seconds – 100C
Smell: Wet, Acidic, Rye, Mildew
Taste: Wet, Earthy, Sour, Bitter, Rye, Char

Interesting, deeper flavor than it’s smell, and really tangy. Reminds me of the heartier citrus fruits like grapefruit, yet it is still soft. Slightly sour and sweet. Hints of watermelon and citrus peel. This is a wonderful tea and as it has sat in storage (70F 61%) for a year, it has improved even more.

The one tea that made me question why I try new teas. The first time I tried this tea, I wrote that it somehow strikes a perfect balance between the smokey pine flavors that other lapsang teas have with the caramel and tangy notes of my ideal black tea. It is sweet and twisted, like liquid candy that spent the day in the smoker at my local BBQ joint. The smell alone of the dry leaves is almost overwhelming.

April Sipdown Challenge – raise your cup to the tea farmers for Earth Day – bonus points for an earthy tea!

I didn’t add this to my cupboard because it is a sample that I received as a gift from Whiteantlers. Many thanks, and I miss you!

I decided to go with ripe puerh for this prompt because most of them have some earthy notes. Little did I know I was about to drink the earthiest puerh I have ever had.

Dry aroma was pure dirt, in the best way possible. I love the smell of freshly plowed fields and of petrichor. We live on the border between the Sandhills of NC and the Piedmont. Our soil is sandy and dry, and this puerh smells like when I crawl under a house into the dry, undisturbed crawlspace. (Yes, I have had to do this quite a few times as the elderly ladies on the street used to call on me to hit the reset button on their oil furnaces. Ha ha!)

There is no fishiness and no real aged manure/horse barn scent here, other than the dusty smell of a barn with an earthen floor. There is no mushroom scent. There is a strong minty or camphor tingle that builds as you drink but dissipates fairly quickly. Pleasant.

I have had four steeps thus far and will be having more throughout the day. I am glad I tried this one. It is a very enjoyable ripe pu.

I took this cake (and its amazing Fu Dog wrapper) to work after comparing it to another very affordable cake I picked up from LP, a 7543 that I decided I liked more and wanted to keep at home. The lovely thing about cakes I take to work is that I feel I get to know them intimately and in a concentrated amount of time — a knowing that slowly picking through my tea drawers at home just doesn’t facilitate.

This way of drinking through a single cake also, perhaps, encourages broad-stroke descriptions, judgment in swaths after dozens of cups rather than a quiet sit with a tiny gaiwan.

What I’ve come to expect of this tea is a little funk up front, which (usually depending on the earliness of the hour and my corresponding constitution) I have rinsed a time or two. I tend not to rinse, for better or worse. This cake strikes me reliably as vegetal and tobacco; I have had exactly one second steep that was delightfully full-bodied with a touch of sweetness, and I’ve been waiting for a return of that bit of lovely ever since. There is not a pronounced amount of sweetness, spice, camphor, or forest here.

Most of my “sessions” (an overstatement if there ever was one) have been grandpa-style in a ceramic tumbler. I’m very often disappointed after adding a second round of water, and sometimes will throw a few more leaves in to compensate. Not a terribly long-lived expression. I’ve added ice a few times, to drink with takeout Thai, and it’s nice for that.

It’s been a solid little workhorse for a couple months now, but as I near the end of my cake I’m looking forward to cracking into something a little more exciting.

Bought a 1-serving sample several years ago to give Vesper Chan puerh a try.

Right now, it’s a little too brassy for me, but I can feel a steady strength to this leaf that might indicate an ability to age into something very nice. For a young pressing, it’s also very balanced.

Solid tea from LP! Some pretty classic Xiaguan characteristics without any bitterness or astringency. Could probably steep this at boiling haha.

I can tell the storage has been pretty good for this one – definitely tastes semi-aged with only 12-13 yrs.

Dry leaf: Smoke
Wet leaf: Smoke, tobacco, grapes
Flavor: Smoke, tobacco, dough, sweet

Bought a cake of this just cuz it was cheap and I like huangpian. It serves its purpose well! Sweet, brews easily, calming, and no fuss. Not super complex, but it is a cheap tea and it is certainly good for the price. Some quite large leaves with big stems in this cake too.

Keep the good stuff coming, LP.

Flavors: Sweet, fruity, apple.

Bit of a powerhouse, strong but smoothed by the age/storage. Lots of mouthfeel and pucker. Lingering finish with a touch of sweet hui gan.

Long lasting leaves too, I stopped counting infusions after the 8th steep.