Brought this one to my Shakespearean Acting class today. We’re all sitting at the table, and my professor pauses in his lecture, looks at me and goes “Is that wine?”
The class turns to stare at me… I raise my eyebrows at my professor like “Come on. Please.” and he goes “Oh no, this is you, that’s tea.”
“I have wine-flavored tea,” I say. “Oolong Chardonnay’s my jam!”
It’s his turn to roll his eyes at me. “I have wine flavored… wine,” he says.
“What are those… things… floating in your drink?” one of the other kids asks.
“What, you mean, like, tea leaves?”
“If any of you ever want tea… Michelle can hook you up,” says my professor.
Love this tea, love it. Creamy and sweet and oolongy goodness. Ah. So good. Doesn’t get bitter either!